Cast of Characters
Dianna — Blog President. Also, chef, custodian, babysitter, chauffer, champion couch lounger, and Boss of Brad.
Brad — Sugar Daddy and Love Slave.
Autumn — Daughter and former vegan/vegetarian because it was “just too darn difficult.” But she still won’t eat red meat, and will pull empty meatball packages out of the garbage can to verify their turkeyness before proceeding with dinner. Now if only she can channel some of that determination into keeping her room clean …
Jaylon, Jordan and Jadyn — Brad’s children and professional dorks. Er, I mean, sweetie pies.
Katy — Sister genius who was going to be a doctor but settled for journalist instead. So maybe no free medical care for me, but we’ll think of something she can do.
Mom — Otherwise known as Debbie, Executor of Fake Boobies. But she also answers to Hot Stuff. Trust me, I heard her.
Bristol and Jack — Nephews of my heart. Sweetest little babies ever on the planet. Who I am almost certain says Auntie Di Di when people aren’t listening. Cuz they are Baby Einsteins and knows who has the best snacks.
Bryan and Hannah — Parents to the nephs.
Bill –Mom’s new hubby who she met at the gym. They are like Ken and Barbie and makes me want to vom.
Donnie — Brad’s dad, who is the most hyper 50 year old you’ll ever meet. Seriously, he will work 8 hours, then chop down a couple trees, mow our lawn, and still have time to win a jackpot at the casino.
Rhonda and Larry — Brad’s mom and step-dad, keeper of the Wii, owner of the houseboat where we like to sleep on weekends (sometimes with about 17 other people … funnnnn), and my #1 fans. Seriously. They loooooooove me. Mostly cuz I think they were tired of seeing their 30-year-old son be single. I am, quite honestly, their only hope for the future.
autumn said,
August 15, 2008 @ 10:21 pm
No mom actually you won the rock paper sissors game and the deal was if you won i was a vegetarian thet just doesn’t eat red meat.
you never tell the story how it is..
i love you
JerseyGirl said,
November 20, 2008 @ 11:42 am
My kids have not gone through the “meat is wrong…” stage. Then again, boys will eat road kill as long as it has toast and cheese to go along with it.