You hate me. I know you do.
I have a geniune, legitimate reason for being astray. It’s called ”new job.” And there be an I.T. department in it. Who is probably wayyyy worse than a Net Nanny.
So it’s strictly business from here on out. No browsing the MedHelp site to make sure I’m not dying of a mysterious stomach cramp ailment. No more celebrity gossip. And sadly, no more storytelling on the blog. They will catch me doing it and they will no likeee. And swiftly rebel in a we-ain’t-paying-you-for-that-kind-of-shiznit sort of way. Me – no job = McDonald’s kids meals for date night for the rest of my life.
Oh, but I guess I didn’t tell you! I’m not working at the hospital no more. I was there for about two seconds, then the casino I had interviewed at before gave me a call. I am now a Buyer and Financial Admin. Which means I get to purchase all the office supplies I want and they will pay for everything. Weeee! But on the flip side, the Admin part means people think I am their own damn sekaterry and want me to create spreadsheets for no dadgum reason.
Being the new girl is a hard job, lemme tell you. Especially because as soon as I get there, my co-worker gets the maintenance man to install the door buzzer on my side of the cubicle. That means everytime someone wants in, I have to push the button. The installer guy asks me where I want the buzzer, and I kind of look at him like he don’t know me very well. And say, Uhhhh, right by my hand, thanks. Cuz there be no exercising of any kind at this job either.
However, I am really liking the work. It’s fun to be busy, and the free lunches are a pretty sweet deal. Except for the pink hamburgers today. I’d rather pay for something deep-fried with gravy instead. At least then I wouldn’t get the cooties.
And mom is working there too. Which means I am now forced to take a 3 o’clock cookie break cuz she can’t stand all day without some sweets. Or maybe that is me. Well. Either way.
So I’m hoping I will be able to update again soon. I’ll try to anyway. In the meantime, feel free to send me lots of love and comments.
And p.s.: My new baby nephew will be born next Friday! I so excite!! I think he will be called Liam. Or Shooter. Depends on if my brother gets his way. (Let’s hope not.)
Take care, ya’ll.
