And it sure ain’t me!
Just wanted to give a quick Happy Birthday to my main squeeze, the love of my life, my best friend forever … BRAD.
He’s 31 today, and that means he really and truly is in his 30s now. Not that he wasn’t before, but that’s the logic I used when I turned 30. And who wants to argue with that?
(No One.)
So in celebration of the big day, Brad and I are going to go get free money at the casinos. Because I’m almost certain that after all the losses we’ve incurred since the $900 win awhile back, we are due for a big sweeps. And a 42 inch flat screen TV.
I did take him out to dinner last night, though. And seeing that on my birthday we went to the fancy Shebang restaurant out on the lake, I thought it only appropriate to reciprocate the gesture. Yes, that’s right …
We went to the Cracker Barrel.
Whaaaa… ??
The Shebang don’t serve no country ham and okra. That’s not my fault.
Anyway.
He also got a free movie and family-size pack of Reese’s Cups all for himself. So who loves who best, now, yo? I’m sure you can feel my gloating all the way across cyberspace. It’s that big.
So, in summary, Brad — have a wonderfully happy birthday filled with all the chocolate, fried okra, and wheel-detailing gift cards you can manage. And as soon as we win our fortune out at the casino tonight, you can get that TV.
Then spend the rest on me, of course. Cuz just because it’s your birthday, it doesn’t override the rules.
Love you!
