It’s me. The end.

Also, two posts in one day. Wow. They must be wearing mittens and toe-socks in Hell, I think.

So yeah. The Myspace story. You all have no idea how much I loved my Myspacin’. I’m serious. It kept me busy for like, hours, when I was supposed by working and didn’t feel like it. (Kind of like right now … customers, shoo!)

Anyhoo, I’m not going to say that I actually got caught doing a little too much Myspacin’. Let’s just say I got a little virus thingy, and the computer tech (or rather, the devil’s BF), told my boss that if he could just block a few little websites off my dang computer, all would be right with the world.

Ger.

Cut off my right arm while you are at it, you effer! Blah.

So I’ve been sans Myspace for about 2 weeks now. I’ve lost weight (seriously, like 5 pounds), and I’m super depressed that I can’t stalk my friends properly. I know ya’ll counted on me to make you feel famous! Hah.

The good news is now I think I might be back to blogging like mad crazy. Take that, job! You don’t get to control me all day like you thought. Bwhahahahahahaha!

(Oops. Boss is calling; gotta go!)

MY FAKE HEADLINE

Cuz Blogger is retarded. It won’t let me put a title in cuz it’s done gone mental.

Poo.

And don’t ask why this is important. It just is. Anyone with even a smidge of the OCD will tell you it’s true.

Okay, but back to my point …

People effing love me.

No seriously they do. You were all waiting for the LOL but there isn’t one.

So, how do I know this? Cuz I’ve been blogger delinquent for nigh on a billion months and still yet have managed to score myself some 4,000 stalkers. Heheh.

Hmmmm. Yeah. Di is boring today.

Myspace story and weekend scoop is next, but first things first …. LUNCH. And then some goofing off cuz boss is gone today. Weeee!

Bye.